i don't joke. i promise.

i dont' write major character deaths. that means brian, justin, and Teh Love/Their relationship.

so everyone else is fair game.

i see no need to kill emmett or ted though, they're pretty safe at the moment.

also, since the last two stories have been so angsty, i think it's time to not kill someone... but um... you know, i think that NOW, then i'll run out of plot and we all know how dangerous it can get to be a character in a vamph!fic when i run out of plot.

hell, justin got a headache... and then Brian's watching him be wheeled away for surgery...plot is important...really really important, or else, you know, i start offing people like a bank robber, i'll kill one person per chapter til my muse feeds me a good idea!!!

um, not really. i only kill people when my wives approve. which no one believes but debbie, aaron, these incidents were all with the approval of my wives.

i love my wives. have i mentioned that today?

You were nicer to Aaron than I told you to be, actually. And no matter how many times I say that, no one believes it.

no one will ever believe it. you write the lovely love, i cut aaron's face.

It just goes to show how powerful branding really is.

branding... yeah, there's something brian and justin haven't done...that i won't write.

Okay, SO not what I meant, LOL.

More like what Brian does for a LIVING, than in bed.

i know what you meant...i misunderstood for the comedic value and also because it's a paraphrase from that one line the guy uses before brian scores the remson deal and becomes a big fat success again...you know, without actually getting fat.

you're silly. i'm sillier.