you got spam from Kip Thomas...well what do you expect, he sucked at life so of course he is now trying to support himself through spam. A true testament to karma.

It was really inevitable.

he tried to suck at justin's dick life but he failed at that too. :D

Justin's dick is FAR too pretty for Kep Thomas. Justin wins Kip sucks.....*snort*

snort

was he whining about how he wants to seek revenge against Brian for setting him up to lose his job via his twink Justin and that he will do this by kidnapping the girly man-boy which will cause Brian to lose his mind?

Excuse me while I pee myself.

:D

if not, I'd delete it...otherwise you could turn that into a fantastic h/c story...i'm convinced of it. LMAO

I so fucking love my wives.

i told xie last night, when she told me about the spam, to stay away from him. we all know how dangerous he is. He's um... gay and litiginous (sp?) so he obviously deserves to be lumped with chris hobbes and craig, both of whom foster long grudges against The Justin.

la la la... i'm SUN.

I mean, obviously Kip is more dangerous than Hobbes.

Obviously.

Although, you know, Craig could have killed Brian when he rammed the Jeep. I've always thought Craig was more dangerous than the show treated him, and that him having the Justin arrested was even more wrong than they acted like it was.

In fact, it hurts me to think about it.

well, maybe i should kill craig...oh wait, i did.

but then again, i think i've killed everyone other than brian and justin at some point in a fic.

hell i killed aaron for a minute once.

yeah, kip is a non issue.

but seriously, SPAM? pfft.

Don't even JOKE about killing Brian and Justin.

i don't joke. i promise.

i dont' write major character deaths. that means brian, justin, and Teh Love/Their relationship.

so everyone else is fair game.

i see no need to kill emmett or ted though, they're pretty safe at the moment.

also, since the last two stories have been so angsty, i think it's time to not kill someone... but um... you know, i think that NOW, then i'll run out of plot and we all know how dangerous it can get to be a character in a vamph!fic when i run out of plot.

hell, justin got a headache... and then Brian's watching him be wheeled away for surgery...plot is important...really really important, or else, you know, i start offing people like a bank robber, i'll kill one person per chapter til my muse feeds me a good idea!!!

um, not really. i only kill people when my wives approve. which no one believes but debbie, aaron, these incidents were all with the approval of my wives.

i love my wives. have i mentioned that today?

You were nicer to Aaron than I told you to be, actually. And no matter how many times I say that, no one believes it.

no one will ever believe it. you write the lovely love, i cut aaron's face.

It just goes to show how powerful branding really is.

branding... yeah, there's something brian and justin haven't done...that i won't write.

Okay, SO not what I meant, LOL.

More like what Brian does for a LIVING, than in bed.

i know what you meant...i misunderstood for the comedic value and also because it's a paraphrase from that one line the guy uses before brian scores the remson deal and becomes a big fat success again...you know, without actually getting fat.

you're silly. i'm sillier.

I sometimes think those spam mail people are stalking me... since I started watching QAF and typing QAF-related words into Google I often get mails from Brians, Justins & very often from Kinneys! *is scared*

I think it's very possible.... I've noticed a preponderance of QAF names in my spam too, but never a FULL name, plus honestly, I don't think I've ever in my LIFE sent an email with "Kip Thomas" in it. I think this one was just a fluke.

I think.

Wonderful. Spam from spam. Why did Brian fuck him twice? He broke the rules!!!

Oh, wait. He's Brian, he can do that.

The best thing that Kip ever did was pull down Justin's pant's so that we got that loverly ass-shot.

There were no rules in S1?

Nope. Cept that Michael said that Brian never fucked the same guy twice. Brian never did. He just said "I've had you." But he went back for seconds...and thirds...and on into the quadruple digits.

Is that not the prettiest butt?

It's a lovely butt but I don't REALLY think Brian never fucked the same guy twice.

Well I would have thought that he'd have his...not favorites, but, before Justin, like someone who was good and he thought, why not, so he did it again. Like at Babylon. Makes me wonder if he ever fucked Todd.

Yeah, wasn't Michael the one who said that Brian never fucked the same guy twice? I know he said that Brian didn't do boyfriends.

They are spying on us. I got a spam saying "Hi, it's Gale." the other day. *snort*

Hmmmm, I'm starting to be convinced... it's a vast conspiracy....

OMG Really???
Obviously my mind is equally twisted, because I really did laugh hard over this :D I'm a lost cause!

I REALLY DID! I almost FELL OVER!

Love your ass icon ;) and love the Xustin teddy warrior too *grins*

*cracks up*

It's like crack!spam! LMAO

What was he offering? Advice on penetration pricing? Cause really there are so many hustlers out there he would surely use his knowledge of marketing to truly whore out his ass above all others.

Chaz o-x-o

I wish I got fun spam like that. Mostly it's just asking me if I want free samples of ViiagHraH. Although I did check my spam right after I read this and saw in my spam box one from Craig. Go figure the only fandom-ish spam I'd get is from the homophobic character. :/

*LOL* You're special.