BEST POLL EVER...

*cracks up* because no one is willing to give up their vibrator

*vomits a little in my mouth* because someone was willing to blow dick cheney

Not even for world peace would anyone could get me to give Dick Cheney a Blow Job!

. . . .
I said yes to everything else though! LOL

I actually did say I'd do Dick, but only because I think he'd hate it. And I'd get someone to take pictures and post them on smoking gun web site (v. appropriate that, I think!).

A question for those who would allow themselves to be spoiled about Harry Potter: have you even read the other books? Are you fans? Do you know the emotional investement that some of us have in young Harry? Do you understand it's almost a matter of life or death?

No even the prospect of Justin fucking ME would allow for spoilerage in my world. And, believe me, that's a sacrifice ;)

WORD. Is it Friday at midnight yet??

For me, the line in the sand is the vibrator and the ugly shoes. ;)

Ooops, I might given the wrong answer, then. And I'm not referring to the vibrator ;)

yes i've read them all multiple times...i even love the movies even if they aren't anywhere near as good as the books.

but the only thing i'm not giving up is the vibrator.

the spoilage would hurt for a day...the length time it would take me to read the book.

a new season would last for however long a season lasts and however long it takes to permentaly burn all scenes of brian and justin fucking the episodes into my brain.

How many times must I admit this over the next few days?
NO, I have NEVER read a Harry Potter book!
Clearly, I am a cultural idiot with no taste.

Clearly, I am a cultural idiot with no taste.

My question was made in jest.

So was my answer!

Damn LJ and its lack of subtlety!

Yeah, it almost makes me wish we had the dancing, bouncing, crying, whip-cracking smileys like IMDb...almost.

I have all six volumes and have never opened ONE..Someone at Scholastic is sending me volume seven as soon as it available next week. I am not likely to open that one either. Nor
have I seen any of the movies.
So, this is my current plan: I am going to take
a year off and find a Harry Potter study group.
I'm not sure I can make up, but I'm going to try. This is fairly close to the truth. If anyone has any suggestions concerning how I can implement this resolve please let me know. I would be open to take university classes, even
in Scotland.
There is interesting talk that HP is an important culural icon for this period. I
don't want to miss it.

Have you read my journal yet? Quite an amazing percentage of my flist HAS NOT read HP. I was thinking of starting a cult of non-believers. But I like your idea better. We should get federal grants & subsidies until we can be returned to normal society.

The truth is it's much energy NOT to be a
Harry Potter person. One can be an outsider for
only so long.
Good idea about the federal grants..I'll get the
RFPs for Homeland Security and Human Services.
Maybe you could do NIH?
Catch you later. Sarah

how is there so many people willing to be spoiled. T_T

ilu.

ilu, too.

*holds tight against the forces of spoilerage evil*

THEY HAVE THE ENTIRE BOOK ONLINE FTW.

Rowling should give us special prizes or something.

*clings*

OK, the vibrator is a deal breaker. If i'm allowed to keep the vibrator, i'll [gags] Blow Dick Cheney.

But only if we record it, and then get him impeached for it.

HOWEVER...i'll kill whomever you want. I'll even hide the body.

GOT TOPPY!JUSTIN?

I don't need a vibrator if I've got season six.

roflmao

If I have season 6, I will need the vibrator even more!

If I had a million bucks, I would pay it -- but no way would I let myself be spoiled for HP! (Or blow Dick Cheney...ye gods...)

Now there is a lot I would do to see Brian/Justin back on my tv....but blowing Dick Cheney?Even I am not THAT desperate for a season six,LOL.

god, i totally voted that i'd allow myself to be spoiled for the new harry potter book and give up my vibrator. do you know how hard this is for me?! i am way too addicted to brian and my penis envy is way to strong...but you know what? that makes me win at life. *grin*

Question 1:

I'd pay a million dollars--you didn't specifically say it had to be my million.

Last ticky box: *laughing*

Question 2:

first option -- Yes, please. Really.

I don't want Brian living in NYC, for Justin or otherwise..at least not right away. After a while, sure. And visits are definitely ok by me. (See option 1.)

Brian shouldn't travel to Canada too much, because that would make the story have more Gus in it, and that's only ok in the Pulse Point world, when more Gus leads to more Brian/Justin. *nods*

Question 3:

Checked everything but the second option. But I still think Brian actually wants toppy!Justin occasionally, even when it isn't at all a part of one of Brian's Dramatic Expressions of Love and Loyalty. (See last option.)

I shut up now, kthx.

Blow Dick Cheney? That thought instantly made me nauseous.

Picture Justin spitting come on Stockwell's face. Then picture yourself doing the same to Cheney- makes it a bit easier. Or perhaps you could forget to cover your teeth...

ugh!!

Does this mean you're volunteering your talents as an author?

Slowly and lovingly lick down Justin's back and then spread his cheeks with his hands and, holding them open, rim his tight hole for half an hour, while Justin writhes and moans and begs Brian to fuck him
sfgfdkdsfl continue plz. *_*

So, do I have to give up all my vibrators? Or just one?

bah. i could not choose anything for the last question, because toppy!justin makes me cringe like a cringing thing.

Ack, me too. Thought I was the only one. I threw up a little just reading the questions.

I'd do almost anything, except blow Cheney or give up my vibrator.

I'd even be spoiled for HP and that's a HUGE sacrifice but omfg, a season 6 would so be worth it.

I LOVED this poll. But there *really* needed to be another choice in the first one.

Anything *BUT* blow Dick Cheney.

That is about the worst thing I could ever think of doing in my entire life...unless I had to do W after that.

OMG! I was just going to post that I changed my mind about blowing Cheney, because one blow job from me would finish off his pacemaker and we would be rid of him!

I like Justin. Justin can stay.

I'd do it... I swear to god, I'd do it all!

Even the Big Dick part!

Er, that would be the Dick Chaney part.

But, I'd do it..........because I need more b/j love & happiness & horniness....right now.

Oh, Xie, why do you taunt us so with these polls? I wish I knew how to quit you.

Jane

*sings like a crazy person*

ticky-ticky-ticky-TICK!

Actually I didn't tick everything this time. The last section I did. Mostly because I couldn't hold myself back anymore, but then my world do consist of a lot of daydreaming of Toppy!Justin to begin with... Yup. Sick.

And just because everybody else seems to offer up their HP-status: I have read all the books, seen some of the movies. Not addicted. Likes it - but wouldn't care if I was spoiled. I care about those who don't want to though.

Bwhahahh!!!

Yep, I'd blow Dick. Only if I got to write the season myself, though. But alas! Neither Gale nor Randy would touch this show with... well, any long, pole-like objects they possess.

I LOVE the icon you used for this post, btw. It's a serious pet peeve of mine, when people tell other people to that they should "get a life," usually one exactly like the person doing the recommending is leading. Puhlease. 1) That's pretty fucking arrogant and 2) who's to say what a life should entail? Why SHOULDN'T it entail wanking on line? Should it only be filled with productive endeavors, and if that's the case, shouldn't the person recommending a life be gotten be doing something like, oh, serving in a soup kitchen instead of posting arrogant recommendations about someone else's quality of life?

/rant

Anyway, yep, great icon.

And maybe Gale would participate. But Randy wouldn't in a kajillion years - he'd be all "I AM NOW AWE SUM THEATER MAN KTHX!!!" And he'd be really polite about it the way he's always unerringly polite to his fans but you know he'd be thinking to himself, "These people are complete fucktards," the way he probably thinks to himself more often than the average fan would like to believe. Anyway, what was I saying?

Oh yeah!

Good to see you posting. I love your posts and missed you when you were off having a life.

i think the most interesting, yet revolting, option in this poll involves dick cheney!!!!!