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21 May 2006 @ 05:26 pm
I'm a Terrible, Terrible Person  
I learned today what a truly bad person I really am. I was reading the way I do, kind of jumping around from link to link, and I followed something in someone's memories (I never can figure out how I get anywhere in this place) and read a Gale/Randy story (sorry, Bunny, cover your eyes). And the author was really really really mean about Simon and I liked it and that means I'm a terrible, bad, horrible person and so very very ashamed of myself. But I can't help it. Honestly I can't.
 
 
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[identity profile] eileen-donovan.livejournal.com on May 22nd, 2006 12:42 am (UTC)
Sounds like [livejournal.com profile] jane2005's fic, which I totally and utterly adored. But then, I'm already lost, I'm going straight to hell, because I love that sort of thing. :)
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on May 22nd, 2006 12:45 am (UTC)
Jane did Gale/Randy???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Where?

Not that I care or anything. La la la.
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[identity profile] eileen-donovan.livejournal.com on May 22nd, 2006 12:49 am (UTC)
Oh, Yes!!!!! Very, very funny too. It in my Memories under RPS, something like CL Die, Die, and the other one is Tumor Baby. Totally silly. Hysterical.
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on May 22nd, 2006 01:19 am (UTC)
OMG, her disclaimer and author's notes are hysterical! Reading now!
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on May 22nd, 2006 01:34 am (UTC)
OMG OMG OMG OMG

These are the funniest fucking things I've ever read except for Randy Harrison's Guide to Seducing Your Straight Male Costar and possibly even funnier than that. EEEEEEEEEEEK!
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[identity profile] eileen-donovan.livejournal.com on May 22nd, 2006 02:36 am (UTC)
You're right! It's hysterical and so-so satisfying in some perverse way. :) And I read the other one too, which I thought was very funny, but Jane--well, she's in a class all by herself!
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[identity profile] justinlovesart.livejournal.com on May 22nd, 2006 12:46 am (UTC)
Well, it is not so much that we hate Simon and Kim, but more like we don't want to feel too much sympathy for them. Because, you know, the day Gale and Randy pull their heads out of their asses and get back together, we don't want to feel too sorry for the other two, do we?

Just kidding. I think that Simon is perfect for Randy. I love them both. I just wish I could overhear one of their conversations. The level of snark and bitchiness camouflaged with literary references must be a thing of beauty.
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on May 22nd, 2006 01:18 am (UTC)
No see, this is why I'm such a terrible person. I really do NOT want to think Simon is perfect for Randy. Which actually means I'm not just a terrible person, I'm COMPLETELY INSANE.
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[identity profile] vlredreign.livejournal.com on May 22nd, 2006 01:48 am (UTC)
Randy loves Gale. Gale loves Randy. Gale and Randy need to get back together, now.

That's my take.

Hey Xie, gimme the link to that How To Seduce Your Straight Co-star story. I like RPS, and that sounds good!!!
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on May 22nd, 2006 02:00 am (UTC)
Here you go, it's HYSTERICAL.

Randy Harrison's Guide to Seducing Your Straight Male Co-star

Be sure to follow the feedback link at the end to her livejournal so you can read the commentary ... it's as funny as the book. She channels pretentious!randy in a debate with a fangirl. Makes me die.
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[identity profile] vlredreign.livejournal.com on May 22nd, 2006 02:57 am (UTC)
Thanks, babe! I'll come back later and tell you what I think. *kisses*
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[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_alicesprings/ on May 22nd, 2006 03:09 am (UTC)
You aint seen nothing yet.

http://www.geocities.com/mcpofife/fanboy.html
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on May 22nd, 2006 03:33 am (UTC)
“Good morning, my cherry blossom!” Simon woke him up the next day with breakfast in bed. Which might have been nice, except that the breakfast was bean curd and crappy vegan bread.

Tears are pouring down my face. I'm dying, dying of laughter. This is too fucking funny and it's just SO MEAN. But it's mean to Gale too, isn't it? And even a little mean to, you know, Randy. It's just mean mean mean.

I like that.
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