I feel really awkward saying this, because I don't want anyone to think that I believe you're sitting there going OMG why didn't that bitch Xie reply to my comment on her story?

But in case you ARE, this is why: Sick dog, lots of work, I'm so sorry. I'm behind. I'm going through them much more slowly than usual, and for the first time I felt like I'd gotten so far behind I wanted to just say, I'll reply to every comment and I'm so glad you're reading ... I had hoped to do it this weekend, but I got distracted by Rebel being sick.

And now I return you to your regularly scheduled pornography journaling.