I know there are like, six of you who actually like the freaking thing.

As one of the six (yeah, right), may I say that you could write your laundry list, and I would squee like a bitch. I'm just saying.

Don't feel any obligation to read the sequel to bottle!fic but do be aware that I won't let them go 13 chapters before they fuck ever again.

Uh huh. See that you don't. I might be forced to...steal your shoes. yes, I am aware that I have an unhealthy facination with your shoes. Your own damn fault, taunting me with that icon.

The sequel to Risks is called "Families,"

*piddles the floor in excitement*

I noticed a lot of comments asking when the next chapter of Risks will be out. Depending on how long the beta'ing process takes, it should be this weekend.

*stands at the ready with two commas and a hopeful expression*

Open, open, open...

In other news, the fandom is still here.

Damn skippy.