xie_xie_xie: (Justin - 110 - intense)
xie_xie_xie ([personal profile] xie_xie_xie) wrote2007-01-18 01:41 pm

A Brief Observation on Justin's Hands

I'm finishing up an assignment that's due in less then one hour, but I need to take a brief break before doing a final proof of it or my head will explode. So I glanced over at my beloved wife [personal profile] happier_bunny's post on [profile] qaf_coffeeclub about the important licking theme in Queer as Folk.


Hey, it's MEDIA ANALYSIS!

And so I, thinking it might stop all flow of blood to clear my head, watched one of the scenes indicated as being a good example of this theme, hotel!sex. And in addition to the important thematic licking, I was reminded of something else.

I spend hours and hours working hard to get all the nuances of my characters right when I write fan fiction. I agonize over it. I may fail, I may succeed, but I really try. I care. I do research, and not all of it as pleasant as watching hotel!sex over and over.

So let this serve as notice to all Brian/Justin fan fic writers: Justin does not have "small hands." Stop saying he has small hands. Stop mentioning his small hands in your stories and sex scenes. In addition to being a little creepy, It's Not. True.

Justin has really big hands. Go watch hotel!sex. Force yourself. Justin puts his hands on Brian's waist while he's licking him (there's that important thematic thing again), and they are large. They really are.

That is all.

[identity profile] jane2005.livejournal.com 2007-01-18 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop saying he has small hands. Stop mentioning his small hands in your stories and sex scenes. In addition to being a little creepy, It's Not. True.

NOT LISTENING LALALALALALALALALALA

Because come on! Justin is all that is tiny and sweet and he has the perfect baby blue eyes with the emphasis on baby! He is Brian's pretty pretty baby boy and daddy will love him and spank him and everything about Justin except his head and dick will be tiny 4evah! Because he is all that is NOT big bad Brain!!!

Now go rite me fic about the pretty pretty baby.

[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com 2007-01-18 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooooo I just threw up in my mouth!
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[identity profile] jane2005.livejournal.com 2007-01-19 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Like some bizarre dwarf,

Bhwahhahahahahahah!!! OMG IT EXPLAINS SO MUCH.

[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com 2007-01-19 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I know, it's like "slight"? "Slight"? Has anyone actually SEEN ice cream sex?