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xie_xie_xie ([personal profile] xie_xie_xie) wrote2006-12-26 12:31 am
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Santa Hates Me

Why didn't Santa bring me these shoes?

Why, Santa, WHY?

[identity profile] plumduff.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
I know what you mean. I wanted a penguin and I didn't get that either, sob. That's the last letter I write to him.

[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
SANTA SUCKS! And not in a positive, life-affirming way!

[identity profile] such-a-steph.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Because those shoes are definitely for naughty girls.... you wouldn't want to find yourself on Santa's naughty list *winks*

[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmmmm, I wouldn't???

[identity profile] chimericsoul.livejournal.com 2006-12-27 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Q:Why is Santa such a jolly fellow?

A:Because he knows where all the bad girls live.

[identity profile] chimericsoul.livejournal.com 2006-12-28 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
He he stop it. Harder. Oh yeah. I was bad. I asked for the spanking I suppose...

[identity profile] such-a-steph.livejournal.com 2006-12-27 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I was at work when I read this & had to share it with my colleagues *smirk* Thanks :)

[identity profile] chimericsoul.livejournal.com 2006-12-28 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Heh *G* You're welcome.

A friend of mine gave me a book of Bloke jokes last summer. I still remember that one.

[identity profile] chering.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hope this icon helps a little. I thought of you the instant I found it.

[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
YES!

Actually, my friend vampyr_noir would love those.... in fact, I think she HAS those!

[identity profile] roc-abs.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
So that you could buy them on tomorrow's shopping extravaganza?

[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nordstrom here we come!

[identity profile] lunachickk.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Methinks, Santa is in need of a spanking.

How tall are you? I'd be like 6'4" in those babies. LOL

[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm 5'10", so, yea.... I'd be pretty tall in these shoes.

Sigh.

[identity profile] lunachickk.livejournal.com 2006-12-27 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm 5'10" too! *high 5's the fellow tall-chick*

[identity profile] lunachickk.livejournal.com 2006-12-27 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
We rule! ;)

[identity profile] raelala.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
He gave them to Mrs. Claus instead. She's kinky like that.

[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I'm not ready for naughty Mrs. Claus.... but it explains SO MUCH.

[identity profile] raelala.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Only Santa is ready for that jelly.

...sorry. :P

[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
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Take it back, it's burning me from inside my brain!

[identity profile] raelala.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
:P

here, look at brian and justin in post-fuck bliss. it'll help. *points to icon*

[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes, very soothing....

[identity profile] raelala.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I find it often helps.

[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com 2006-12-27 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
The Love cures nearly everything.

[identity profile] vlredreign.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Cause Santa's a boy and cannot appreciate our need for pretty shoes.

And it's cold, why you want those for? *scratches head*

Did you have a good Christmas? I was gonna call you, but figured you might be with the family.

[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I had a lovely Christmas! I had dinner with my family, the kids were adorable, and I even was able to research my next story by grilling my little nephews on various things I thought might help my characterization of Gus OMG don't tell my family.

How was yours?

[identity profile] vlredreign.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It was good, but too short. The kids enjoyed it. We did the family thing on Sunday, that was fun.

[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish today was a holiday for me, I have a big thing due tomorrow.

Then tomorrow, KT and Reina are coming to the city and WE'RE GOING SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I'll try to consume enough coffee to be able to get my article done today. :)

[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
And it's cold, why you want those for?

Because it won't be cold forever. You have to buy really hot things when the collections and seasonal lines first come out, which is always very early, or they'll be gone by the time you are ready to wear them.

Everything now is for spring. Winter is so last year.

[identity profile] vlredreign.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Very true. It's been many a year since I worked retail. Spring collections come in in November/December. But you're not supposed to wear spring stuff til February. I remember that, freezing my butt off wearing spring stuff in February, in DC. Cause the manager made us.

Ooooh, shopping with the ladies! I gotta work!!! *cries*

[identity profile] roc-abs.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I gotta work!!!

That sucks! Shopping is so much more fun ... and I suspect necessary for those of us who are going off to New York (Xie) and LA (Xie and me) soon ;)

[identity profile] vlredreign.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
*blows raspberries at KT*

Brat.

Must be nice.

[identity profile] roc-abs.livejournal.com 2006-12-26 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Yes. We've earned it. We are living through remodel hell.

*stress*

[identity profile] vlredreign.livejournal.com 2006-12-27 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yuck.

Sounds like it's time to go rob to Tupelo's.

[identity profile] roc-abs.livejournal.com 2006-12-27 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
I think you are right! Wanna meet us there some time on Friday afternoon?

:)

[identity profile] vlredreign.livejournal.com 2006-12-27 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I gotta work, maybe I can get out of here early. I'll let you know ASAP. :)

[identity profile] roc-abs.livejournal.com 2006-12-29 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
There is always tomorrow (Saturday) or Sunday, or even Monday seeing as Tupelo's is OPEN on New Year's Day. We actually have to pick up my truck in Elk Grove later this afternoon (pre-LA roadtrip checkup!). We should exchange cellphone numbers or something rather than this ... ;)