Sparks is notable for having been called "too white" by Celebrity Duets judge Marie Osmond earlier in the show, and when Marie Osmond thinks you're "too white," honey... you're too white. Not just to sing Motown, which he tried to do, not just to sing, but to GO ON LIVING.
But I'd rather see him singing Motown every day for the rest of my life than have to live through his duet with Dee Snyder again. It was tuneless and soulless and horrifying. He was wearing too much eyeliner, and in his case, any is too much.
This photo has miraculous cleansing powers:

Do I have to tell you what I want to do to her? I think you all can guess. If not, just focus your eyes on the shadow.
Speaking of the strange universe wherein Xena: Warrior Princess and Queer as Folk intersect, otherwise known as "Brian and Justin in the Xenaverse," my co-maintainer on the
qaf_repixed community,
callie89, posted a link to a beautiful video set to the breathtaking song "My Immortal" by Evanescence. It's about the cancer arc and Ibiza and it's heartbreaking and full of THE LOVE. If you don't belong to the comm GO NOW and join it, at once!
But interestingly, to me anyway, there is also a video set to "My Immortal," but in the Xenaverse, and it's one of my favorite fan vids of all time. You can download it here.
Watching the QAF version that was posted on
qaf_repixed (join the comm NOW!) reminds me of a discussion I've had now with my wives a few times: The inexplicable S4 hate so many fans have.
I've come to feel that S4 might be the best season of Brian/Justin love. It's the only season in which they're together from beginning to end. It starts with Brian calling Justin his partner. It has "tell me about Ibiza" and chair!sex.
Yes, it also has the horror that is Cody and the Pink Posse, but worried!Brian is a thing of beauty, and I love their relationship throughout that arc. (It also has the Liberty Ride and helmet!hair!Brian, but I just don't watch that part.)
My wives and I were thinking of starting a Season Four Love Club, for all of us who feel the same way. You should join that, too.
I'm moving on Wednesday. Do you think the strain is destroying my sanity?
Love,
Xie

Do I have to tell you what I want to do to her? I think you all can guess. If not, just focus your eyes on the shadow.
Speaking of the strange universe wherein Xena: Warrior Princess and Queer as Folk intersect, otherwise known as "Brian and Justin in the Xenaverse," my co-maintainer on the
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But interestingly, to me anyway, there is also a video set to "My Immortal," but in the Xenaverse, and it's one of my favorite fan vids of all time. You can download it here.
Watching the QAF version that was posted on
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I've come to feel that S4 might be the best season of Brian/Justin love. It's the only season in which they're together from beginning to end. It starts with Brian calling Justin his partner. It has "tell me about Ibiza" and chair!sex.
Yes, it also has the horror that is Cody and the Pink Posse, but worried!Brian is a thing of beauty, and I love their relationship throughout that arc. (It also has the Liberty Ride and helmet!hair!Brian, but I just don't watch that part.)
My wives and I were thinking of starting a Season Four Love Club, for all of us who feel the same way. You should join that, too.
I'm moving on Wednesday. Do you think the strain is destroying my sanity?
Love,
Xie