I don't want to go shoving lesbian sex and warrior princesses and blonde sidekicks down the Brian/Justin people's throats

Ok, I started imagining all those people in miniature--like 2 inches tall and with impossibly high voices--crawling into Brian and Justin while they slept...I suppose the warrior weapons would be smaller, too, like tiny metal toothpicks. Ouch. And what if B/J could hear the miniature people talking and doing things from inside them? Brian would definitely complain about the inescapable (and squeaky) lesbian sex noises.

I suspect I'm ridiculously sleep-deprived. Pardon the insanity.

So, why was I writing this comment? Oh yeah--I'd love to be on the filter. Sounds interesting. ;-)