When I say I don't do memes and I don't do birthday greetings, I don't mean "I don't do memes" the way I mean "I don't read Brian/Other." And I don't hate birthday greetings the way I hate Ethan.

However, in the normal way of things I don't do them, so when I do, you know it really means something. Today, it means I love my illegal same sex polygamous internet wife happier_bunny. The one who keeps me safe from bad!fic, steers me away from stories and meta that don't have the love, and helps point out dangerous places on the internet where her sensitive wife Xie would get her heart broken.

I wish the happiest of happy birthdays, smothered in kisses, to my darling happier_bunny.  Since meeting her, my heart has grown three sizes at least.