So I'm reading this thing, in a community related to this fandom, where someone is looking for a story they read, and they describe it, and it's... it's... I have no words. I sincerely cannot express the inutterable incomprehensible foulness of the premise of this story.

I have a terrible terrible very bad headache. I need to lie down. I need brain bleach. I need something pretty to make the bad feeling go away. I have to look at my v v pretty showering boys now.