Dearest flist,

I know you are all very busy now watching new TV shows. I am not ignoring your posts about Dr. Who Meets Dexter at the Bionic Lost House of Heroes because I do not love you. It's just that I have no shows that I watch. There is really nothing I'm looking forward to watching. I have no idea what's on. I don't even know how to find the channels on my TV set, all I know how to do is use my DVD player and watch HGTV.

If I have to write about a TV show for my job, I have to download it and watch it all at once on my computer.

If you want me, I'll be over in the corner, making fire with two sticks.

Love,

Xie