xie_xie_xie
11 August 2007 @ 10:51 pm
Sick or funny? You decide  
So, I've been all whining and stuff about my whooping cough, which I might want to mention COMPLETELY SUCKS. And last night I had another one of those terrifying coughs that sent me to the ER last Monday night, and although it wasn't quite as scary since I didn't panic like I did the first time, it still scared the crap out of me and left me feeling exhausted and shakey and cold.

So, tonight I found this file on the web, a sound file of an adult with whooping cough. [personal profile] vlredreign  and [personal profile] happier_bunny  don't need to hear it since both of them were traumatized hearing it over the phone (note to self: talking on phone to fangirls causes coughing), but if you feel your life will not be complete without hearing it, it's here.

Just sharing the joy.

PS, I'll post the next chapter of Shadow of the Gods in the morning, please pretend to care. ;)

Love,

Xie
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[identity profile] zaipixie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 06:03 am (UTC)
...my throat closes up just from listening....

POOR XIE!!!
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 06:35 am (UTC)
I KNOW! I'm basically here on my LJ groveling for sympathy! I feel so sorry for myself!
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[identity profile] epicallytired.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 06:20 am (UTC)
yup that's you. i don't know why they don't call it the choking, flailing, scaring the shit out of your friends, cough... 'cause seriously, it's frightening to hear.

hope you're feeling even a wee bit better.

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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 06:35 am (UTC)
*sobs and sobs or would if it didn't make her cough*
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[identity profile] brianslave68.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 06:23 am (UTC)
Ewwwww....that sounds horrible! You poor thing!

How long's the recovery for whooping cough?
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 06:36 am (UTC)
4-6 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(no subject) - [identity profile] brianslave68.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 06:49 am (UTC)
[identity profile] vlredreign.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 06:27 am (UTC)
Forgive me if I don't listen...I'm been traumatized enough, thanks. I'm telling you, if you were my kid sounding like that, I'd have outrun the ambulance getting to the hospital. Fuck!!!

I was hoping that it would ease up some by now, but it seems to like you.

GabbyJustin!fic!!!! Yay!!!!!
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 06:36 am (UTC)
*dives into your comforting embrace*
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[identity profile] flamencanyc.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 06:28 am (UTC)
Yup, that would be it.
Wish I could make you all better faster, honey.
*hugs*
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 06:37 am (UTC)
I know, or failing that, I wish I could be put into stasis until it's run its course.

I'm AWASH IN SELF-PITY, FLAME!
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(no subject) - [identity profile] flamencanyc.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 07:00 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 07:03 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] flamencanyc.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 07:07 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 07:15 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] flamencanyc.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 07:21 am (UTC)
[identity profile] gaeln.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 06:37 am (UTC)
Oh, feel better soon.
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 06:37 am (UTC)
THANK YOU!

*sniffles*

*feels sorry for self*
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[identity profile] no-apologies-86.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 07:09 am (UTC)
Jesus that sounds horrible! I hope you'll be better really soon!
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 07:13 am (UTC)
I know I'm joking about feeling sorry for myself, but the cough really is fucking terrifying. Fortunately it's not frequent at all... I go hours between coughs.
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[identity profile] thegreyking.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 07:14 am (UTC)
That is truly horrific. It sounds as though the lungs are turning themselves inside out.

As it happens, I just had my wisdom teeth out, so I am spending this weekend full of self-pity too.

But after hearing that I think I can spare a bit of woe for you. So, you know, *pets the poor whooping girl*
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 07:16 am (UTC)
OMG let's feel sorry for each other together!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(no subject) - [identity profile] thegreyking.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 07:24 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 07:29 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] thegreyking.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 07:37 am (UTC)
[identity profile] rebeccama.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 07:24 am (UTC)
Get better.
*glares at the whooping cough*
Your icon is very appropriate.
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 07:29 am (UTC)
I NEED FUCKING CHICKEN SOUP, THOUGH!

Or yak shit tea.
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(no subject) - [identity profile] rebeccama.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 07:44 am (UTC)
[identity profile] revlisacat.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 07:40 am (UTC)
I've had that cough myself, and it is truly awful. As someone who gets bronchitis at least once a year (and has asthma, oh joy), I feel for you -- there is nothing worse than feeling like you have no air at all and that you are hacking your lungs up. Yech! You are in my thoughts! I hope you feel better soon!

Lisa
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 09:01 am (UTC)
I feel your sympathy all the way here! And I'm sorry that you know how I feel. :(
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[identity profile] youbetterwiseup.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 08:21 am (UTC)
Holy Pork Chop!
*cringes*

OH.MY.GOD.

I had to stop it because it was making me feel sick. :||

*hugs gently*
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 09:00 am (UTC)
Re: Holy Pork Chop!
*snuggles you*
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[identity profile] such-a-steph.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 08:57 am (UTC)
OMG that cough sounds disgusting.

I can't "pretend" to care about Shadow of the Gods, because I care so friggin' much I'm beside myself with excitement *happy dance* I was just wondering poor Sunshine's fate while loading my dishwasher this afternoon :D
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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 09:00 am (UTC)
It fills me with joy to know someone actually misses that fic... all the feedback to Pulse Point was "We love this but OMG please write Families," and I'm thinking... DOES NO ONE CARE THAT JUSTIN IS IN THE CLUTCHES OF ETHAN????

Apparently very few of us. ;)
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(no subject) - [identity profile] such-a-steph.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 09:23 am (UTC)
[identity profile] lit-writergirl.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 09:33 am (UTC)
Oh my god. ::sends healing vibes::
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[identity profile] ex-reizaine184.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 02:13 pm (UTC)
please get well! i used to cough like that when i was younger but bless whatever's up there, i don't get it much anymore. take care.
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[identity profile] my2cats.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 02:36 pm (UTC)
Shit...that does sound scary. *shudders*

I hope this damned cough won't last to much longer and you are feeling better real soon.

*hugs you*

*tapping fingers waiting for update of Shadow of the Gods* LOL

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[identity profile] xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 03:02 pm (UTC)
I just posted it!
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[identity profile] firehead30.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 03:07 pm (UTC)
No coughing
You have no idea how much I was there personally to brew this for you *points to icon*.

I am now laying on my sofa trying to wake up.

Of course I care about the next chapter of Shadow of the Gods! I am a selfish person that needs their fix.
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[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_alicesprings/ on August 12th, 2007 04:17 pm (UTC)
afdsad, I missed a line! Feel better, wife!
“You've got what?” Brian asks.

“Whooping cough, so don't bother coming up this weekend. It's contagious you know.”

“How the fuck did you get whooping cough? What are you, fucking 10 years old?”

“No, the little shit next door is. He sneezed on me when I was checking the mail.”

“And you have the constitution of a 90 year old so you caught it, of course. Fuck.”

“I wish. But not this weekend, I guess. Fuck, this sucks Brian.”

Brian runs a hand through his hair. "Well there's not much we can do about it. You got meds?”

“Yeah.” Justin says, just as he breaks into a coughing fit.

“Fuck! Justin are you all right?” Brian asks, frightened at the gasping sounds he hears.

“Justin?!”

Brian hears Justin struggling to regain his breath. Eventually he does.

“I'm okay,” wheezes Justin.

“Fuck. Can you even fucking breathe? It is always this bad?”

“No, no I'm fine now. It comes and goes. It sounds worse than it is Brian. Don't worry about it, okay?”

“Yeah okay Sunshine. Go lie down or something. I'll talk to you later.”

* * *

Justin whimpers, the knocking won't stop and he thinks he's going to have to get up and answer the door after all.

He drags himself out of bed and stumbles to the door with only one eye open. His sleep schedule's totally fucked up and his coughing fits tire him out.

Brian's at his door.

He blinks.

Still there.

He rubs his eyes. Blinks again.

Brian smirks. “Believe it, Sunshine. I really am this hot.”

“Brian? What are you doing here?”

“I happened to have a free schedule this weekend... Jesus Justin, are you even awake? Move over.”

Justin steps aside and Brian enters the apartment. He puts a paper bag down on Justin's coffee table.

“What's that?” asks Justin, nodding at the bag.

“Soup. Picked it up from that place you like around the corner.”

Justin's face softens. He smiles. “Brian.”

He steps forward, one step then two, then Brian's holding him. He breathes in the clean smell of Brian's shirt, the light smell of his cologne.

“You smell good,” he says.

“You smell,” Brian replies.

Justin huffs out a laugh. “Fuck you.”

“Not this weekend remember?”

“Oh god. I'm going to kill that fucking kid. You have no idea how much I want to suck your cock right now. I'd probably start coughing and choke to death though.”

“What a way to go,” laughs Brian, stroking the hair at the nape of Justin's neck.

"I don't want you catching it Brian. You should have stayed home."

"Life-threatening ball cancer aside, I never get sick. So, Come on. Get your ass back into bed and eat some fucking chicken soup. Maybe you'll feel up to sucking my cock before the weekend's out.”

And they do.
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[identity profile] silent-seas.livejournal.com on August 13th, 2007 02:59 am (UTC)
Re: afdsad, I missed a line! Feel better, wife!
OMG! Love this. ♥
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[identity profile] particles-of-0.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 04:17 pm (UTC)
Awww, my god this sucks! I hope you start to feel better soon. I make killer get-well chicken soup - wish I was close enough to make some for you. But, alas, since I am in Kentucky, may I suggest a couple of swigs of straight KY bourbon (Jim Beam would do nicely). No kidding, either straight or in a hot toddy. It might soothe the savage breast,
er, I mean, lungs.

I am saving the Gab/Justin fic for my bedtime reading tonight! Thanks for not being too sick to write!
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[identity profile] lunachickk.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 04:29 pm (UTC)
You are still sick?? How long does whooping cough last?
You poor thing!
*sends shoes and fucking chicken soup*
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[identity profile] court1429.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 04:46 pm (UTC)
Holy Jesus GFS Christ! That sounds horrible. Does it make you throw up?

1. Stay away from children's parties.
2. Do not get a part-time job in a daycare.

*pets*
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ext_56399[identity profile] plasticine-star.livejournal.com on August 12th, 2007 10:16 pm (UTC)

Since I was away at the annual company brainwashing retreat (uh I mean annual legal department meeting to discuss strategies and exchange ideas), I am just finding out that you are sick ! Really sick by the sound of that cough, thank God I decided to look this whooping cough thing first (I'd never heard of such a thing). And then listen to the file or I would have sent EMT Justin! Over to your house so ER Doctor Brian could have cured you.
Is there anything we can send you? Shoe catalogs? Make up samples? That new YSL nail polish pen? (I love that thing) very very strong Tequila? You know to cure you since tequila actually does help.

Feel better.
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[identity profile] silent-seas.livejournal.com on August 13th, 2007 03:07 am (UTC)
Re: coughing noise...

Good lord, that sounds like a bucket of terribleness.

I had bronchitis/pneumonia multiple times growing up, and I remember how scary it was to cough enough in one spell to vomit/pass out.

:-((((

*gives you magical yak shit tea, and a massage*
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