I am in the camp that believes that when Justin said, "You didn't tell me it's in West Virginia," he was being sarcastic. Brian says that the house is "less than half an hour outside of Pittsburgh," and no matter how I run it on Mapquest, I can't get to West Virginia in less than 45 minutes. Plus, the house is clearly in a very wealthy suburban/rural area, and the nearest part of W. VA to Pittsburgh is not at all a wealthy or nice area. So I've concluded, after also talking to several people who live in PA, that it was, indeed, a joke, and Brian and Justin's house was in PA... a suburb of Pittsburgh, and Justin was just being like, "OMG, you didn't tell me it was at the North Pole."