Santa Hates Me

[xie_xie_xie]

Why didn't Santa bring me these shoes?

Why, Santa, WHY?

Comments

[such-a-steph.livejournal.com]

Because those shoes are definitely for naughty girls.... you wouldn't want to find yourself on Santa's naughty list *winks*

[xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm, I wouldn't???

[chimericsoul.livejournal.com]

Q:Why is Santa such a jolly fellow?

A:Because he knows where all the bad girls live.

[xie-xie-xie.livejournal.com]

Lucky Santa. ;)

[chimericsoul.livejournal.com]

He he stop it. Harder. Oh yeah. I was bad. I asked for the spanking I suppose...

[such-a-steph.livejournal.com]

I was at work when I read this & had to share it with my colleagues *smirk* Thanks :)

[chimericsoul.livejournal.com]

Heh *G* You're welcome.

A friend of mine gave me a book of Bloke jokes last summer. I still remember that one.