I am posting this fic by way of announcing my brand new asylum, qaf_pets, which I started with hounded and the grahical assistance of the lovely silent_seas. It's a place for, well... how can I explain it? Please just come see. And while it may convince you, if you had any doubt, that I am truly out of my mind, I promise you that I have a lot of fun that way.

I wrote this story for teary_eyed2, and it's posted here with her kind permission. She wanted fluff without porn, and I considered that a huge personal challenge and so I gave it a shot.

Beta'd by my darling _alicesprings.

And consider yourself warned: This story is the very definition of fluff, is full of irredeemable schmoop, and is the most family-friendly Xie!fic ever written. And OMG I named Daphne’s dog Randy!

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